50's Dinner Party

As someone who is frequently nostalgic for a time they weren't even alive in (as far as fashion and music goes), an important staple item for me is at least one lovely evening dress. Fancy, but not too fancy. But always shiny.

I got my hands on two!

Fleece-lined Tights, My #1 Winter Fashion Buy

I pretty much never know what's going on in my life. I could be spiraling downwards in chaos or achieving something that disillusions me as being preemptive of some sort of success (whatever that even means anymore in this society). Pretty much can no longer differentiate between the two.

Currently I am in North Dakota. Why? Came for the sub-zero temperatures (second coldest place in the country), stayin' for the ever-trendy camo trend. Seriously though, why would I pass up the opportunity to be the token minority in this 90% white state. The state drink is milk. What's New York's? Tears of the working class?

In actuality I've come to eh, support our men in uniform. There's no Chase or Chipotle though. SOS
But hey, I'm in the city home to the fastest internet in America.
I can also literally buy a freaking gun at the damn mall.

My flight out was horrendous. I was stranded for 2 days in Chicago due to flight literally 5 cancellations. I still have nightmares about planes blowing up. But i'm not on them, no, I'm stuck in the terminal. Forever. But yes folks, it turns out I will indeed be turning up for my 21st in Fargo. I'm saddened Steve Buscemi won't be able to make it.

Who is hunting in -30 we have Target now

Actual depiction of Fargo

Since I've been here I've started working out. And by that I mean I bought a sports bra and went for one hour. Many episodes of I Dream of Jeannie, The Paradise, and Rugrats were watched in twilight hours. I also wrote a letter to Chipotle begging them to place a chain here. It's really f*cking important.

The weather here is miserably cold. The only way to survive is to dress like a local; the customary norm a la basic:

I'm being VERY generous with this depiction

Revolutionary

Girl quit playin they never were 

You can also just never leave the indoors. However if you're planning on looking cute and desperately need to pull out that party dress, I was bestowed a gift. Fleece lined tights are the best thing since sliced bread. Pair them with UNIQLO's heat tech tights and your limbs shall never know this frozen tundra. Behold, my Christmas 2k14 outfit. These are the only pictures because I soon realized it's probably nobody's fault but the weather's as to why you can't be adorable here.

Outfit:
Black Fleece Tights
Gold Sparkly T-Strap Heels - Qupid
Beige Petticoat - Hell Bunny
Red A-Lined Dress - Ixia

My Rating: 10/10 

In the meantime, I shall accept North Dakota isn't exactly the fashion capital of the world and lower my expectations.